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Obrolan dengan Gentho hari Sabtu kemarin. Pertamanya aku ngajak dia ke Pasar Raya FKY tapi dia nggak mau, dan bergulirlah sebuah kisah…sah…sah…sah…

(1:39:17 PM) holmes_gw: elek kok

(1:39:25 PM) morgan_cupids: nggolek barang2 langka
(1:39:34 PM) morgan_cupids: nggolek umbul sing gambar wayang

(1:39:58 PM) holmes_gw: haha
(1:40:02 PM) holmes_gw: paling wis do kukut
(1:40:06 PM) holmes_gw: wis sepi

(1:40:10 PM) morgan_cupids: hiyo po?
(1:40:13 PM) morgan_cupids: badala…
(1:40:28 PM) morgan_cupids: rapopo

(1:40:35 PM) holmes_gw: iyolah

(1:40:38 PM) morgan_cupids: sopo ngerti ketemu wadon ayu sing iso dijak khilaf

(1:40:47 PM) holmes_gw: mgg2 trakhir mesti sepi
(1:40:59 PM) holmes_gw: wingi pas ono lomba dencer kon ra teko

(1:41:18 PM) morgan_cupids: aku suibuk pas kui

(1:41:26 PM) holmes_gw: huuu
(1:41:28 PM) holmes_gw: padahal
(1:41:30 PM) holmes_gw: mantab
(1:41:45 PM) holmes_gw: mana ono sing nganggo cawet siji tok

(1:42:01 PM) morgan_cupids: yo mosok arep nganggo cawet 3?
(1:42:08 PM) morgan_cupids: panas bol

(1:42:10 PM) holmes_gw: lha makane

(1:42:10 PM) morgan_cupids: kemringet
(1:42:13 PM) morgan_cupids: marai mambu

(1:42:21 PM) holmes_gw: emange pingkan mambu

(1:42:25 PM) morgan_cupids: lembab dan rentan jamur

(1:42:38 PM) holmes_gw: jamur kuning
(1:43:09 PM) holmes_gw: eh, jon
(1:43:22 PM) holmes_gw: kok kowe invicible

(1:43:44 PM) morgan_cupids: ono wadon sing ngoyak2 aku lagi ol
(1:43:49 PM) morgan_cupids: moh aku
(1:43:52 PM) morgan_cupids: gilo suwe2

(1:43:54 PM) holmes_gw: haha
(1:43:58 PM) holmes_gw: pangan
(1:44:00 PM) holmes_gw: kuwi

(1:44:07 PM) morgan_cupids: jane manis sih
(1:44:10 PM) morgan_cupids: tokete gede

(1:44:12 PM) holmes_gw: trus

(1:44:17 PM) morgan_cupids: tapi suwi2 kok malah gilo akune

(1:44:25 PM) holmes_gw: walah
(1:44:27 PM) holmes_gw: goblok

(1:44:41 PM) morgan_cupids: resiko blogger ngetop

(1:44:51 PM) holmes_gw: haha
(1:45:30 PM) holmes_gw: mau mbengi malah akeh seksi denser juga
(1:45:34 PM) holmes_gw: tapi mbayar

(1:45:37 PM) morgan_cupids: bah…

(1:45:41 PM) holmes_gw: dadi aku ra ngandani kowe

(1:45:54 PM) morgan_cupids: aku malah kemrungsung ngurusi m*l*

(1:46:00 PM) holmes_gw: haha
(1:46:05 PM) holmes_gw: piye bocahe

(1:46:06 PM) morgan_cupids: ngeterke nggolek tiket karo angkut2 barang

(1:46:28 PM) holmes_gw: lho, kowe dadi kacunge
(1:46:30 PM) holmes_gw: ??

(1:46:35 PM) morgan_cupids: hooh
(1:46:37 PM) morgan_cupids: :D

(1:46:50 PM) holmes_gw: hihi…:D
(1:46:56 PM) holmes_gw: eh, jon

(1:46:58 PM) morgan_cupids: ra popo
(1:47:04 PM) morgan_cupids: bocahe nek boncengan kan nyender2
(1:47:07 PM) morgan_cupids: kroso sitik

(1:47:13 PM) holmes_gw: waaaaaaa

(1:47:14 PM) morgan_cupids: mbangane mboncengke ar*n math

(1:47:16 PM) holmes_gw: penak nooo

(1:47:21 PM) morgan_cupids: =))

(1:47:24 PM) holmes_gw: huahaha
(1:47:29 PM) holmes_gw: papan cucian

(1:47:36 PM) morgan_cupids: kekekekeke
(1:47:40 PM) morgan_cupids: ta’kandakke ar*n lho

(1:48:09 PM) holmes_gw: kan kowe sing ngowong

(1:48:24 PM) morgan_cupids: kan aku ra ngomong papan cucian
(1:48:25 PM) morgan_cupids: :D

(1:48:41 PM) holmes_gw: kan kowe sing marai

(1:48:44 PM) morgan_cupids: aku mung ngomong mending mboncengke m*l* mbangane ar*n
(1:48:48 PM) morgan_cupids: :))

(1:50:10 PM) holmes_gw: haha
(1:50:12 PM) holmes_gw: eh
(1:50:16 PM) holmes_gw: jon

(1:50:22 PM) morgan_cupids: opo?

(1:50:25 PM) holmes_gw: idwebmu paket opo??

(1:50:30 PM) morgan_cupids: semipro
(1:50:36 PM) morgan_cupids: mending hosting neng rumahweb wae tho
(1:50:44 PM) morgan_cupids: iki servere id server us soale
(1:50:46 PM) morgan_cupids: ra iix
(1:51:01 PM) morgan_cupids: regone yo murah rumahweb

(Ini sebenernya termasuk kategori “konon”. Jadi mending dicek sendiri aja. Jangan langsung percaya sama apa yang kutulis. Siapa tau aku lagi nulis berita bohong dan cenderung mengandung fitnah :P )

(1:51:10 PM) holmes_gw: ooo
(1:51:12 PM) holmes_gw: ngono

(1:51:15 PM) morgan_cupids: iyo

(1:51:29 PM) holmes_gw: emang servere neng ndi
(1:51:32 PM) holmes_gw: jakarta??

(1:51:39 PM) morgan_cupids: mbuh aku
(1:51:47 PM) morgan_cupids: ketoke neng jkt sih

(1:52:07 PM) holmes_gw: hooo

(1:52:12 PM) morgan_cupids: kantinmilan yo meh ta’pindah neng rumahweb

(1:52:40 PM) holmes_gw: ngopo??
(1:52:45 PM) holmes_gw: lambat?

(1:52:52 PM) morgan_cupids: dawndown2 terus

(1:53:01 PM) holmes_gw: ho oh
(1:53:05 PM) holmes_gw: bener kuwi
(1:53:11 PM) holmes_gw: dong sok ra iso
(1:53:20 PM) holmes_gw: barang

(1:53:24 PM) morgan_cupids: makane
(1:53:28 PM) morgan_cupids: meh ta’pindah
(1:53:34 PM) morgan_cupids: ra penak karo membere
(1:53:37 PM) morgan_cupids: siyal
(1:53:41 PM) morgan_cupids: aku kudu korban duit
(1:53:43 PM) morgan_cupids: :D

(1:53:47 PM) holmes_gw: haha
(1:53:55 PM) holmes_gw: membere kon mbayar

(1:54:44 PM) morgan_cupids: koen mbayar nek ngunu

(1:55:18 PM) holmes_gw: hah?
(1:55:20 PM) holmes_gw: maksude
(1:55:21 PM) holmes_gw: ?

(1:55:27 PM) morgan_cupids: jarene membere kon mbayar

(1:55:40 PM) holmes_gw: trus?
(1:55:49 PM) holmes_gw: aku mbayar?
(1:55:52 PM) holmes_gw: oke

(1:55:54 PM) morgan_cupids: ta’nggo mbayar rumahweb

(1:55:55 PM) holmes_gw: gampang

(1:55:55 PM) morgan_cupids: :P
(1:56:01 PM) morgan_cupids: malah misuh

(1:56:05 PM) holmes_gw: piro toh?

(1:56:05 PM) morgan_cupids: kampang kampang
(1:56:12 PM) morgan_cupids: 285ewu
(1:56:13 PM) morgan_cupids: :D

(1:56:17 PM) holmes_gw: toh

(1:56:21 PM) morgan_cupids: karo ongkos transfer domain

(1:56:28 PM) holmes_gw: tak ewangi 85 ewu ne

(1:56:40 PM) morgan_cupids: wakakakakakaka
(1:57:23 PM) morgan_cupids: sesuk nganggur ra?

(1:57:34 PM) holmes_gw: aku ra iso

(1:57:35 PM) morgan_cupids: bar nonton surip kancani nggolek kantore rumahweb

(1:57:38 PM) holmes_gw: slasa isane

(1:57:38 PM) morgan_cupids: beuuuuu

(1:57:47 PM) holmes_gw: aku ono latian
(1:57:52 PM) holmes_gw: lagi sibuk kie

(1:57:53 PM) morgan_cupids: awan bol

(1:58:02 PM) holmes_gw: yo ketuk awan

(1:58:05 PM) morgan_cupids: ooo
(1:58:07 PM) morgan_cupids: yo wis

(1:58:30 PM) holmes_gw: piye\
(1:58:32 PM) holmes_gw: ??
(1:58:34 PM) holmes_gw: slasa??

(1:58:39 PM) morgan_cupids: yo wis

(1:59:05 PM) holmes_gw: slasa?

(1:59:09 PM) morgan_cupids: yoh

(1:59:23 PM) holmes_gw: slasa>
(1:59:25 PM) holmes_gw: ?

(1:59:29 PM) morgan_cupids: iyo

(1:59:47 PM) holmes_gw: slasa?

(2:00:04 PM) morgan_cupids: jangkrik koen

(2:00:15 PM) holmes_gw: slasa toh?

(2:00:18 PM) morgan_cupids: iyo
(2:00:22 PM) morgan_cupids: eh, dudu
(2:00:26 PM) morgan_cupids: dudu slasa
(2:00:30 PM) morgan_cupids: tapi slasa wae

(2:00:30 PM) holmes_gw: aku isone slasa kie

(2:00:38 PM) morgan_cupids: ojo slasa
(2:00:41 PM) morgan_cupids: slasa wae

(2:01:01 PM) holmes_gw: tapi plg penak yo slasa

(2:01:10 PM) morgan_cupids: nek slasa aku sing ra iso

(2:01:17 PM) holmes_gw: podo no

(2:01:18 PM) morgan_cupids: aku isone slasa, soale

(2:01:26 PM) holmes_gw: aku yo isone slasa

(2:01:33 PM) morgan_cupids: lha piye iki
(2:01:38 PM) morgan_cupids: ra sinkron berarti
(2:01:43 PM) morgan_cupids: soale aku isone slasa

(2:01:44 PM) holmes_gw: slasa
(2:01:53 PM) holmes_gw: yo wis slasa

(2:01:59 PM) morgan_cupids: yoh
(2:02:08 PM) morgan_cupids: nek ngene kan setimpal

(2:02:29 PM) holmes_gw: dadine slasa yo

(2:03:03 PM) morgan_cupids: yo

(2:03:11 PM) holmes_gw: sip
(2:03:23 PM) holmes_gw: eh, jon
(2:03:33 PM) holmes_gw: duwe lagune sisnten remen ra??

(2:03:38 PM) morgan_cupids: sinten mas?

(2:04:04 PM) holmes_gw: ho ho
(2:04:08 PM) holmes_gw: sinten remen

(2:04:16 PM) morgan_cupids: sinten sing remen lagu?
(2:04:21 PM) morgan_cupids: lagune sinten?

(2:04:27 PM) holmes_gw: sinten remen

(2:04:29 PM) morgan_cupids: nek ngomong sing cetho
(2:04:38 PM) morgan_cupids: lha nggih sinten?

(2:04:44 PM) holmes_gw: remen

(2:04:51 PM) morgan_cupids: remen punopo?

(2:05:00 PM) holmes_gw: remen sinten

(2:05:30 PM) morgan_cupids: remen kalihan sinten?
(2:05:32 PM) morgan_cupids: ar*n?
(2:05:35 PM) morgan_cupids: =))

(2:05:43 PM) holmes_gw: gundulmu kuwi
(2:05:46 PM) holmes_gw: sinten remen

(2:05:48 PM) morgan_cupids: :))
(2:05:52 PM) morgan_cupids: ra nduwe

(2:05:59 PM) holmes_gw: ah, elek kon

(2:06:15 PM) morgan_cupids: aku malah nggolek lagune sujud sutrisno

(2:06:15 PM) holmes_gw: ora sip
(2:06:28 PM) holmes_gw: sujud kendang kuwi po??

(2:06:52 PM) morgan_cupids: iyo

(2:07:00 PM) holmes_gw: aku nduwe
(2:07:06 PM) holmes_gw: nduwe potone

(2:07:12 PM) morgan_cupids: ra butuh

(2:07:23 PM) holmes_gw: hooo

(2:07:25 PM) morgan_cupids: mending fotone af*f*h

(2:07:32 PM) holmes_gw: ar*n?

(2:07:38 PM) morgan_cupids: af*f*h
(2:07:41 PM) morgan_cupids: kok malah ar*n?
(2:07:48 PM) morgan_cupids: kowe butuh fotone ar*n?

(2:07:49 PM) holmes_gw: af*f*hr*n?

(2:07:51 PM) morgan_cupids: aku nduwe

(2:08:01 PM) holmes_gw: aku yo nduwe

(2:08:09 PM) morgan_cupids: yo wis
(2:08:20 PM) morgan_cupids: nek podo2 nduwe, brarti saiki nggolek fotone af*f*h wae

(2:08:23 PM) holmes_gw: haha
(2:08:29 PM) holmes_gw: adinda kita

(2:09:16 PM) morgan_cupids: ta’posting wae ah pembicaraane :D
(2:09:19 PM) morgan_cupids: ben diwoco ar*n
(2:09:21 PM) morgan_cupids: =))

(2:09:42 PM) holmes_gw: huahahaha=))=))

Betul-betul obrolan tanpa makna… :D

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